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BizB
Vasectomy
2005-07-15
The vasectomy went well. The dr. was very gentile when it came to doing the hard part.
He washed my penor and parts thereabout for what seemed like way too long. When he was done, the conversation went like this,

"You did a good job shaving," or something similar, said he.
"Excuse me?" was my standard reply as I hand't focused on his face and had no clue what he said.
"You did a good job shaving your scrotum. Most guys require me to break out the razor and clean things up. You didn't miss a single hair," was his lengthy reply to his rather short original statement.
Dr. said, "You've never been that clean down there."
"That was very thorough," said I, "but... with all due respect, I've spent way more time "washing" (yes I used air quotes) down there when I was a younger man."
At that, the good dr. dropped his hands down to his sides, shook his head in disbelief, and after a short pause, looked to me and said, "That was good. You're funny."

After that he explained exactly what he was going to do and what I could expect.

  • A slight pinch. - Inserting the needle to numb the area
  • A burning or continued pinching. - Injecting the novocaine
  • Like someone is squeezing your right nut *I don't remember if he said "nut", but I wouldn't doubt it* - Pulling the vas through the incision
    (I just realized he didn't tell me when he made the incision)
  • Continued pressure - tieing off the vas and cutting it while it was clamped
  • Smell burning flesh - coterizing the ends of the vas.

    After the right side was done, he showed me the 1 or 2 cm section of vas tube that he had removed.
    Then, he repeated the process for the left vas tube.

    It all seemes like it was done way too easily at this point.
    Now, I have to count 15 to 20 ejaculations and then take in a sample.
    So, about 2 weeks or so by my calculations.
  • BizB       Sat Jul 16 09:09:07 AM
    Update:
    I don't hurt this morning. Rather, I feel like a very small child has placed a foot there in an attempt to stand in my lap while they giggle as I steal his/her nose. Nothing that would cause me to move the child, but not a feeling one would seek out on purpose.

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    Betty Boop       Fri Jul 15 04:30:08 PM
    The doc was right - you are funny. Don't ever change.
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